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Cole Apperson – Guitar / Vocals
Ryan Kendall – Bass / Backing Vocals
Wyatt Cermak – Drums / Backing Vocals

White girl in the pantalones
Stole my corndog no cojones

The Chinese came and stole my wife
They fought me off with a butter knife
So I found a new girl she seemed nice
We dined on Bass at market price
Then took our vows in some red state
Oh yeah we honeymooned at the Motel 8
At 2AM my Mrs. freaked
And screamed these words out from a dream:

White girl in the pantalones
Stole my corndog no cojones
Call police on the telefone
O that my food man have no money

She wrecked my sleep so I divorced
A man he needs his rest of course
Went to Buck’s house he’s got the web
Fell hard for a communist named Babette
She sang me songs in a foreign tongue
She was 66 but she sounded young
I flew her west on an aeroplane
But forgot what flight and the city’s name

No Cojones