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Cole Apperson – Guitar / Vocals
Ryan Kendall – Bass / Backing Vocals
Wyatt Cermak – Drums / Backing Vocals
Gwendolyn Giles – Backing Vocals
Lucy Giles – Squeezebox Solo

His name’s unknown, but he lives and breathes
Giant yellow sweat bands over both his knees
He’s got a fanny pack loaded up with food
Every 16 steps sucks his water tube

Racewalker – You can do it

I was out for a stroll, and he waddled by
I said, “O happy day!” the man did not reply
He was in the zone heading slowly south
Pumping 2 pound weights foaming at the mouth

Racewalker – You can do it

He’s got double joints and a blonde Afro
Form fitting shorts that restrict blood flow
He makes breathing sounds like he’s giving birth
This man is out of sync with the universe

Racewalker – You can do it

You did it!